Thing 1. Send 100 messages to KINGO (aka,, adsug2210)
Thing 2. Don't do Thing 3.
Thing 3. Do Thing 2.
Thing 4. Watch Season 1 of Red Dwarf
Thing 5. Try and find pron on 4chan.
Thing 6. Play a game of ultimate frisbee.
Thing 7. Rob a bank.
Thing 8. Destroy Bithmars contraptions using a blowtorch.
Thing 9. Hail TOUROK as your god.
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